Archive for the ‘Limericks’ Category


Airports

I realized something today When I’ve got something bossy to say I try to get smart With this form of art And a limerick starts coming my way  – I’m tired of rude people with lip Who wear, on their shoulder, a chip They don’t give a care And a smile would be rare Still […]

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Bundles of Joy

Five little bundles of joy Four girls and one baby boy We add happily To our family tree Five little bundles of joy – With our large, close-knit families, we are continually blessed with children… but 2010 has been a banner year.  Three nieces and two cousins have had babies.  Beginning in January with Cora, […]

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Elected

I’ve been very anxious all day To see what the voters would say Will we win, will we lose Tell me, who will we choose It’s Susana Martinez, Hooray! – From the first time I heard her debate – way back in February – when five Republicans were seeking the governor’s seat, I was so […]

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Like New

I’ve scraped and scrubbed and I’ve cleaned Not stopping until it all gleamed Now my hands feel like grit But I don’t mind one bit When the owner walked in, he just beamed  – We’re wrapping up a job… carpet comes tomorrow.  Typically when we work on houses, we’re building somebody’s dream home.  This job […]

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I’m Full!

When you’re eating a wonderful meal                                        And you realize that you’ve had your fill Put the fork to the side Your hips won’t get so wide There’s another meal coming… just chill! – If I’m ever going to over indulge.. it’s going to be with pasta.  Didn’t need that second helping of spaghetti tonight!!

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Penny Pinching

I’m frugal right down to the core I frequently say ‘less is more’ But I will not deny From now on I will buy The best on the shelf for this chore  – I reached for the cheapest they had And now all the dishes look sad They’re covered in scuzz And it’s all because […]

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I’m All Bummed

I’m all freaked, I’m all, like, it’s so garish                                    I go, omg, nothing to cherish I’m all, like, it’s so flat I’m like this, I’m like that I’m all bummed cuz the language has perished      “Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and […]

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Mailing List

Go ahead and join my mailing list I promise there’s no catch or twist It’s just a fun way For me to say ‘hey’ With one simple flick of my wrist – Your address won’t go anywhere When it comes to that junk mail – I care It’s between me and you It’s not risky […]

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Remedy?

Perhaps I’ll crush garlic today Or make cayenne pepper spray Caterpillars, you see I’m weary of thee And this does the trick, so they say ** Adddendum 10-7-2010      I tried two different spray bottles, and my chili and garlic powder clogged the triggers, making it impossible to spray after a few squirts.  My right hand […]

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Driving Along

If you’re driving along in a car                                                     And the driver knows right where you are Let him make his own way Let him park where he may He has done this before, chances are! Ha!  One of my favorites.  I was getting a kick out of the backseat driver in the car with my husband.  […]

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